Miscellaneous: Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels,... - FML

By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

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Night on the town

By klutz - 27/02/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 00:00

Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:08

Maybe you should clean your house of mice

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:09

Yum, mouse kebab, did you save any for me? :D

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pr0adam 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:24

should probably not have dead mice around the house, they smell incredibly bad idk how u didn't notice it before impaling it's skull with your kicks

Donish1786 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 15:41

ew!!!

jsrussell8 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 16:08

i think the mouse should be posting this. youre not the one with a whole through your stomach.

Six23 1

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:01

How did you not see or smell the dead mouse beforehand?

Phelpski 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:42

That's disgusting!! Maybe you should have spent some time cleaning up dead animals from your house rather than shopping for new shoes!

AEM_Racer1320 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:20

Umm.. Seriously, OP, cry me a river, build me a bridge and get the **** over it. Seems to me you're the kind of person that would cry if a bird pooped on your car. It's not a big deal. It seems like Fmylife has turned from awesome FML stories to whiny little girls like this one who complain about stupid shit that has no effect on their life.

coldblood 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:53

i found a dead mouse on the sidewalk.... i have a rolling back and i found out i accidentally killed it

coldblood 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:58

bakpack i mean

Batman4890 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:37

FYL?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?! think about the ******* mouse!!!!

mslush 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:18

why would you have a mouse anywhere you'd be walking? gross.

RapidRawr 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:18

well at least your saving money on mouse traps, one heel at a time

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