By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1

Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[

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xXLeeLeeXx 2

lol @ 1 better than the cage?? that would be a weird feeling I think

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SeeBrendenBurn 0

Well, that solves tonight's dinner issue.

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Monado 0

I enjoy how instead of comments being made after the first, they reply to it instead =P

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ShorTiE4LyFe 0

:'( Poor mousie. May you rest in pieces.

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spaceshan69 0

oh wow you killed a mouse... your life is so ******.

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Giorgio272 2

I'd like to gives thanks to monsanto. if only they though of this before agent orange. god bless monsanto.

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7mood75 7

Poor Jerry, Tom is really happy now.

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wiggz1990 0

why is it an fml ??? because u killed a disgusting mouse that eats everything ?? or that u stained the carpet ??

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RachelBerry_fml 5

44- OP may have been outside and maybe she feels bad for killing it as a girl i know that would freak me out o.O

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HonestJoe 0

I would have screamed my lungs out until I started coughing up blood!!

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JokingJoe 0

if only mice could post FMLs.

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eazyeeze 0

Today, my mom, Minnie told me that my dad, Mickey had a whale drop on him, hence taking his life. Now my mom has to do triple run to get that cheese and raise our rat pack. **** you, Free Willy!  FML

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sexybitch92 0

ewwwwwwwww !!! nasty as hell. fyl for going through that lol.

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msyelowbubblegum 0

awwwww :( poor mouse!!! eww too thts nasty.. i culdnt live if i ever stomped on a mouse i would feel soo bad and disgusted blegh! aww:(

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megiscool123 0

haha great description..."it crunched" hahaha

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hahaiseeyou 0

its more like f the mouses life

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zltzlt 0

it was a female!!!!!

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11colio11 4

so you killed a mouse. that sucks for the mouse! what are you whinging about?

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gamefreak935 0

wow this us a gay fml I don't see how stepping on a mouse is a fml ...ooooh big deal

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_Vamp_ 9

Oh god, you killed Jerry you bastard!

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isaiaha11 2

this seems like a win

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christa953 12

ydi for killing a mouse

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[

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allen20 0

i saw someone kick a squirrel yesterday how sad

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softballgirl16 0

well you got rid of it

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senalina 0

i would have used a mouse trap but hey if it works!!

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JeffGoesRawrr 0

Why is this such a big deal.? These FMLs are getting worse by the days. 

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ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Maybe the OP doesn't like KILLING?!

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mackmillydilly 0

Yeah, ew. I don't even like killing bugs, let alone a rodent.

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lorenzobalderas 0

I have a lot of mice in my back yard can I hire u?

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chasin_butterfli 0

Pretty gross. My boyfriend ran over a possum and I heard it pop. Very disturbing.

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BrownSugar_fml 5

Pop goes the possum!

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erockinthesuburb 17

You murderer!!!!!111one

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Arsonnist 3

Why is "it crunched" the punchline? What did you expect it to do?

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Asscake 0

I believe that's her "FML". Even I still have a horrible memory of accidentally stepping on many beetles and hearing that disgusting and horrible crunch. Gives me goosebumps. never gonna get it out of my mind. ever.

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