Transportation: Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front...

By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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Gone bird

By Whoops - 06/06/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By Anna - 15/06/2012 09:43 - United States - Buellton

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML

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By me. - 14/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2014 20:07 - Switzerland

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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Time for a BBQ

By Anonymous - 17/05/2019 13:59

Today, my friend hit a bird with her car. She asked me to get it off for her, so I reluctantly complied. It came off. In pieces. FML

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devildog562 33

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:31

How does she feel about chicken ?

kaitlynjane 28

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:36

I can understand getting upset in a situation like this. However, crying about it for an extended period of time is a bit excessive. It sucks, but things like this happen :/

Comments

Rectov 10

Monday 17 August 2015 2:06

Vegans be like

oliv34 11

Monday 17 August 2015 2:16

tell her its darwin shit

mzshannababy 16

Monday 17 August 2015 2:35

Lol funny . I am sorry.

cyberI7 13

Monday 17 August 2015 6:37

Tell Snow White it's going to be fine.

Rainyknights22 16

Monday 17 August 2015 7:02

Lmbo

_lyssiii_ 20

Monday 17 August 2015 20:23

whenever I drive I'm always scared I'm gonna hit a bird. whereas my cousin ran over a bunny & didn't even react.

Nissi 17

Tuesday 18 August 2015 19:40

That is honestly exactly how I would have reacted, but you do have my sympathies!

gloriousjohnson 3

Wednesday 19 August 2015 15:37

don't ever try to swerve to avoid an animal, its far better to kill and animal than swerve into a tree or another vehicle. it can save your life

kishmobile444 16

Tuesday 25 August 2015 8:15

I would totally be that wife, except that I acknowledge it was not the drivers fault, but the birds ... I can't help but cry at stuff like that ... and no, I really don't eat meat bc I think about how it got to my plate. it's tasty, but ... yeah ... I know, I'm weird. I'm okay with that. I'm sorry you had to listen to that. hopefully she was not trying to make you feel bad about it ... just getting out the emotions it brought to her.