Work: Today, as I was getting into work, I saw a co-worker of mine...

By introuble - 23/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, as I was getting into work, I saw a co-worker of mine walking in front of me. We're really good friends and we joke around a lot, so I jokingly whistled at him and slapped his butt. Turns out it wasn't my friend, it was the new guy. Hello, sexual harassment charges. FML

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By framed - 02/04/2016 12:30 - United States - Portsmouth

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:52 - United States - Westerville

Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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You what?

By he does WHAT - 23/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went with my wife to her work picnic. Some guy I don't know slapped her on the butt. I was ready to deck the creep, but my wife giggled and said, "Oh relax, it doesn't mean a thing. He does that all the time." FML

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redbluegreen 40

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:17

"No, I thought you were my friend you see. You have the same kind of butt— Not that I was looking at your butt. It's just from behind... Oh shit."

NyteProwleR 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:14

Wow what a loser, to file charges for that you'd have to be a real prick.

Comments

the_deuce 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 20:35

LMFAO that is TOTALLY something i would do!!!! lls awww sorry dude

Overcast117 5

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:25

That's hot. Wait, what? YDI for doing that without being positive it was your friend.

UncleverName_FYL 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:28

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree Sexual Harassment Panda! Who explains sexual harassment to you and me Sexual Harassment Panda! Don't say that, don't touch there, Don't be nasty says the silly bear He's come to tell you what's right and wrong Sexual Harassment Panda! OP did you know when one little panda slaps another little panda’s butt, that’s sexual harassment?? that makes me a sad panda. :(

JHM_27 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:40

WTF?? u havce some serious issues of ur own dude! i suggest going to a mental hospital :)

cosmolilly 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:04

you win best comment ever on FML :D

nprugby11 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:47

It's a South Park reference, no need for mental hospitalization

Ucla_cupcake 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 5:42

Hahahaha I remember this South Park episode. Everyone was suing everyone lol

Zamax 0

Monday 22 March 2010 3:39

Hey! We don't take kindly to yer types round here!

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:44

Always make sure beforehand YDI

Desapig 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 22:53

Too bad girls will file charges for things much less "harassing" than an ass pat.

masquerade08 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 6:03

Depends on if you're creepy. Some people are just creepy. Granted with those people, I tell them to back the F off. If they don't, then I beat them in the parking lot.

writergirl69 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 14:31

... The new guy wasn't a girl, sweetheart.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Friday 26 February 2016 5:16

"Beat them" in the parking lot huh?

hellFighter 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:29

No seriously, just tell him you thought it was your friend. It's so stupid... I think we all know he's not a ****, he just wanted to play a joke on his friend and got the wrong person by mistake.

lovesucksxxx 0

Monday 24 August 2009 2:03

I agree with #30, that's too weird. No one's afraid of being called gay, straight guys just don't like DOING anything gay. If I were his coworker I definitely would NOT be amused. Nothing against actual gays but I'm straight and like it that way.