Work: Today, as I was getting into work, I saw a co-worker of mine...

By introuble - 23/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, as I was getting into work, I saw a co-worker of mine walking in front of me. We're really good friends and we joke around a lot, so I jokingly whistled at him and slapped his butt. Turns out it wasn't my friend, it was the new guy. Hello, sexual harassment charges. FML

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By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:52 - United States - Westerville

Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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By he does WHAT - 23/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went with my wife to her work picnic. Some guy I don't know slapped her on the butt. I was ready to deck the creep, but my wife giggled and said, "Oh relax, it doesn't mean a thing. He does that all the time." FML

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Sunday 23 August 2009 12:17

"No, I thought you were my friend you see. You have the same kind of butt— Not that I was looking at your butt. It's just from behind... Oh shit."

NyteProwleR 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:14

Wow what a loser, to file charges for that you'd have to be a real prick.

Comments

gigi2009 0

Monday 24 August 2009 3:54

Oopsie!

jonny2x4 0

Monday 24 August 2009 4:44

Next time, call "no ****" before or right after you smack a guy's booty.

SAVIORxOMEGA 0

Monday 24 August 2009 9:39

Look before you slap dumbass

skullbuster 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:41

And now the new guy is going to tell everyone that you're a big flaming ass-grabbing **** ...not that there's anything wrong with that.

TeenageDirtbag_ 0

Monday 24 August 2009 20:38

So I just got done watch the first season of Queer as Folk, and when I saw this it reminded me of how Brian is like always having sex with people who he meets at work. :D

jereinhorn 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:57

OK ASSHOLE..... Who in their right f-ing mind isn't aware that sexual harassment isn't a serious issue nowadays. And who isn't aware that it is very easy to be accused of it. SO why the hell would you risk a job by slapping anyone on the ass. Don't you realize, you pea-brained moron, that even if it had been your friend's ass that anyone who witnessed the act could have filed sexual harassment charges. Are people really this stupid?

smokebluntzz420 1

Sunday 11 November 2012 4:58

somebody needs to smoke some weed and calm the **** down

jereinhorn 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:58

you sir, are clueless!

masquerade08 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 6:09

My only question is do you work in a restaurant. That's really weak if you do. (btw, for people who and lame, and have never worked in a restaurant, who are probably the grade-a assholes who come in and don't tip, and demand everything in existence, and get upset when your server takes a damn sip of water... Sexual harassment is extremely common in restaurants. Also, underage sex, underage drinking, sleeping with managers, etc. I couldn't work anywhere else. :D It'd be far too boring.)