I'd say getting rid of him is going to be a real job, he seems content.

My father did the same thing minus the alcoholism for about two years. Lived in me and my wife's place, ate our food, and took the moral high ground breadwinning mentality whenever we got into a scuffle. Respect your parents, but don't take their shit if they clearly don't respect you. You can talk back to them, just try not to be belligerent about it. You're both adults now. Try to get him back on his feet, but know that it's up to him to make a change and to actually accept help.

"At least I have one"

He can laugh all he wants but you're the one who has a job. Just beer with him until you can move out! :D

Sounds like you put up with a lot, Op.

No one remembers this FML? No one?? Not even a small memory of reading this? Hmm, maybe his other person could have the same job and have the same father that said that exact same thing.. than the other author of the other exact FML.

Almost seems like your dads a douche, lay off the beer.

Just a reminder that these types of people/families aren't just caricatures in movies...

What a ****.

Kick him to the curb. You're wasting YOUR money on food and beer for a person who is totally ungrateful and, might I add, a ********.