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By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
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Beaker318 11

Aaaaand it's time for him to get a new place to live.

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Murilirum 23

That's terrible. Subtle response such as 'oh you too!' Would be more than appropriate.

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Alayon001 7

If he throws the bottles on the floor don't you have glass shards all over the floor???

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Witchylady 17

Your dad is a bum. He needs to get a job and move out.

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jeriaslovesyou 16

What a douche, don't listen to that crap. Just go out and make your way in the world.

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Autism_Mummy 16

Kick his lazy alcoholic ass out of your place, I wouldn't put up with that shit from anyone.

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lummiiss 3

so respond "bah! Get a real place!"

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sparxva 12

Start charging him rent and tell him "as long as you're living under my roof you are going to live by my rules..." It seems only fair.

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Tiffany Herrera 4

It really is okay to not help your parents if they obviously aren’t trying. It sounds like he’s a piece of shit. No offense to you. You don’t deserve to be treated that way by anyone let alone your father.

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