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By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By overlandparkmommie - 14/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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Nature is healing

By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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Britain's got talons

By Anonymous - 15/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street when a pigeon flew into my head and got caught in my hair. To make matters worse, a group of kids thought it was hilarious and started filming me with their phones while I screamed in terror. FML

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By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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By Keaton - 15/06/2010 16:58 - United States

Today, I got a bird as a pet. I thought it would be funny to put it on my head and take a picture. When the flash went off the bird flew off my head and pooped at the same time. You could see it in the picture. FML

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:33

What did you think would happen? They'd all start singing like they do in princess movies?

YayorNay 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:35

You scared the shit out if them.

Comments

Not_You_Again 15

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:14

Don't mess with the angry birds!

cannabistea 7

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:59

Ydi big time! At least they were considerate enough to be neat...even after scaring the shit outta their poor unsuspecting feather butts!

Poetaster 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:07

People of Walmart photo #793421...Gotta love um...

yamiyaiba 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:17

That's one way to get racing stripes on your car!

cdx 11

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:22

Yo Dawg, I heard you wanted a new paint job. So them birds helped you out.

sarahbear430 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:25

You deserve it for shopping at wal-mart.

JinxosGirl87 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:36

You're one of the reasons why I don't shop at Walmart.

uniongirl02 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:55

Haha. The good ol' poop-a-thon. Priceless.

Stickyspit44 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:06

real question is where is this window that you can stick your head out of when your leaving walmart? never seen one of those! second i hope they had the bird flu to kill dumbasses like you!