Miscellaneous: Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate...

By youonlyneed2squares - 24/09/2014 04:10

Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate says to me: "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML

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sky413 26

Wednesday 24 September 2014 15:35

Build an ark?

christian1509 21

Wednesday 24 September 2014 15:34

That is definitely not something you want to hear xD This needs a follow up

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Mike_Oxhard 14

Thursday 25 September 2014 5:25

You need a new roommate.

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 25 September 2014 7:16

what type of psycho-esqe dr lecter type eats in bed? that's how we get ants!

dustin007 15

Thursday 25 September 2014 11:38

Lucky now you have an indoor swimming pool

BeerOClock 9

Saturday 27 September 2014 18:24

I don't understand.

munzapoppa 18

Saturday 25 October 2014 21:59

The cat doesn't look happy! As well the neighbors downstairs the next day

nbrowser 24

Sunday 26 October 2014 0:43

Why aren't people taught the cold hard fact the little knob attached to a toilet turns off the water?

afitz200 11

Monday 27 October 2014 7:53

If you need an ark I Noah guy

hahaImsoScrewed 7

Monday 27 October 2014 20:01

Don't know if I'm sad for her or the cat.

JustShootMeFML 32

Friday 31 October 2014 6:52

Lol well that explains this!

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