Miscellaneous: Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two...

By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By HazzaBoo - 07/08/2012 23:45 - United States

Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML

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By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:50

yeah i got nothin funny for this one. op that sucks man. wait WTF who buys someone a bag of apples?

killgrace666 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:48

haha that would have been an interesting sight

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WOGBRO 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 0:01

Lol I literally fell on the floor laughing.

Schlimpikins 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 0:33

If you would have shown him your melons, this story would've had a way better ending

SexyKitten1313 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:17

Haha ydi you need to buy EACH of them their OWN bag. Its the rule.

dumbbitch27 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:09

that ****** sucks. nice guy always finishes last, huh?

ressmyer 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:09

hey he's homeless. he needs something to do in his free time.

yuggi1 11

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:38

You did a good job, OP. It's up to the homeless to do what they want with it. Ain't your fault.

dinapar 2

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:41

HOMELESS GUYS ARE SOOOO FUNNY!!!! :p

aliadnan708 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 9:33

that's funny lol

HumbleWillis 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:29

There are only 2 reasons to be homeless in the US: 1) You're bat-$#!* crazy, can't hold down a job and no one will take you in. If you encounter someone like this ... just keep your head down and keep walking. 2) You've chosen to be homeless because you're too darn lazy to get a job and earn a living for yourself. You'd rather live off of the charity of others (and by others I mean SUCKERS). You're most likely a junkie of some sort and when you beg for money, you're just going to buy drugs with it ... otherwise you'd be begging for food. If you encounter someone like this ... just keep your head down and keep walking.