Miscellaneous: Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two...

By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 205

You deserved it 4 514

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 993

You deserved it 4 347

By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 341

You deserved it 1 751

By HazzaBoo - 07/08/2012 23:45 - United States

Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 647

You deserved it 2 972

By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 456

You deserved it 34 644

By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 431

You deserved it 3 711

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 907

You deserved it 5 024

By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 800

You deserved it 439

By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 815

You deserved it 43 271

By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 645

You deserved it 6 376

By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 497

You deserved it 3 150

doc_j 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:50

yeah i got nothin funny for this one. op that sucks man. wait WTF who buys someone a bag of apples?

killgrace666 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:48

haha that would have been an interesting sight

Comments

sparxva 12

Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:11

Next time take video for Youtube. That is cheap entertainment in some parts of the world.

britasif27 5

Wednesday 20 April 2011 15:20

well after all they are homeless and don't have anything so fighting over apples would be appropriate

sarahgirly10 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 6:30

peice of shit free loading hobos. you do somthing nice for them and then they expect more. they should stop fighting over apples and get a job

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Thursday 21 April 2011 9:41

Awhh that sucks, FYL :(

sicofthsht 1

Friday 22 April 2011 13:53

Wow! What ungrateful trash bags... Can't really call them douche bags because douche is a cleansing product. Just saying...

colonel42 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 23:01

why apples? they arnt even filling? I used to buy a bag of hamburgers from the mcdonalds inside walmart and hand them out to the homeless out side.. I was 12, I'm too scared now and im 17.