123 and everyone else that i didnt read that said SHAVE is correct. however, i did say fml but also YDI for having long enough puss hair to come down your shorts landing strip or bald, those are your options.

one word VIRGIN

eww. i feel sick ;-;

There, there, OP. Get him drunk and he'll forget all about it.

I love how the majority of posters on this particular entry are using it to provide inapproriate, yet appropriate punchlines. They have shavers for under a dollar. No excuses....unless you like having a bush for some reason.

Strange... If you have such problems *well for some it is* and you don't want to solve it then wear shorts that are not viewing your legs too much and no stupid comments like these will ever come again at least you'll have a sex..

sounds like someone needs a clipper. You should have got rid of the Bush when Obama took over. but nice FML anyway.

SHAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Wear shorts that actually cover your privates 2) Don't slap your ass 3) Run for the sake of running, not too meet people 4) Maintain....... 5) I think this is a made up one because if he was running in front of you why would he say nice tush? He saw your front not back??

By shorts do you mean boyshorts? If that's all you're walking around in that may be just a little skanky. And probably consider trimming. Hey, if your bush is peeking out, it's probably a little too long.