By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
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You deserved it 70 910

Same thing different taste

Top comments

gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?

That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.

Comments

cyxx 0

Dude the girl doesn't have to shave if she doesn't want to. But if she's enough of a ***** to wear shorts that are basically underwear, which she obviously was, then she totally deserved it.

friiicktard 0

u guys r gey! a) "he has the balls to say it" "what an ass" hey, atleast he told her! and its not like they are ever going to see eachother again, so what would it matter if he told her one thing? b) why would you shave it, are you dumb? it's going to itch like.. a LOT if you shave it. idk if it will still itch, but get that shit waxed or at least trimmed a little bit. c) hairy ******.. HOLLLLLLA! jk, :D anyway, YDI because you "slapped your ass flirtatiously" and because i don't have another reason, but FYL because this probably isn't the worse thing that's happened to you.

anonymous_guy 0

FYL because I like hairy woman

**** everyone who keeps telling her to shave - or did I miss where that became a permanent fixture in women's grooming practices? It sucks that your shorts came up that high whilst exercising, and yeah, it could have been prevented by wearing more appropriate clothing, but otherwise, keep your beautiful natural hair right where it's at, and forget assholes who feel the need to point it out to you as if it's something to be ashamed of.

174 - Not trimming your pubic hair is in NO WAY more unclean than having it grow naturally. Yes, maybe it looks more tidy or whatever, but as far as actual cleanliness, that is totally incorrect.

yaintime21 0

What a jackass... but what kind of shorts do you wear that would reveal that?

#187 LOL. If I was a guy, I would probably not like to see a hairy pussy. Next time make sure to wear longer shorts. It's not necessary to shave if you don't want to [:

Le_Rire 0

Doesn't anyone focus on the fact that she was grossed out by a creeper who commented on her 'ass' (so she thought). Id have been like GROSS YOU PERVERT if i thought someone yelled 'nice tush.'

Timismaster 0
BamxBitch 0

Hahaha, sucks to be you. If you're not gonna shave it, wear shorts that cover it up or underwear to contain it.