By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 805
You deserved it 70 910

Same thing different taste

Top comments

gross. what kind of shorts do you wear?

That is beyond disgusting...if you can see you bush though your shorts there is a major problem...I'm not sure if its with your shorts or your grooming. Gross.

Comments

YDI, they have this thing, it's called a razor. Use it, love it. It's your choice to have a hairy vag, and that's fine if you like your bush, but when people can see it because your shorts have rode up??? Your pubic hair should be treated well enough that it's not trying to make a great escape out your underwear.

ilovefmlife 0

haha 1st of all YDI for wearing such short shorts. 2nd of all SHAVE.

my comment goes for both males and females. Pubic hair is not a double standard people, it shouldn't be sticking out of your clothes, that's unsightly.

not FYL, more like eff his life for seeing that o_o ..

stop shopping at baby gap and buy shorts that fit you. also, exactly how hairy are you? thats ******* disgusting.

ew since when do people not shave anymore? completely your fault for being a beast.

Lmfao, u called her a beast X] I died LOL.

oh hey #164, i would know that it's a hassle and hurts like hell because i actually do it. and, as i sad, i'm willing to bet MOST guys don't shave. it's not like i've never seen any guy naked before, or never even watched ****. most guys don't shave. i mean, congrats to you if you do, whatever floats your boat. but if you're a guy, you're in the minority.

LMFAO! #57 and 60 and this is just gross

kellster 2

Dear OP: You do not need to shave if that isn't your inclination. However, it's not a bad idea to keep the hedges trimmed! Maybe you prefer the wild & free bush look, but it's not going to be as clean as it could be if you kept it shorter/borders maintained, etc., especially if you're running! I'm also wondering why your shorts were THAT short. And why would you mistake slapping your own ass (trashy move!) as flirtation. Fail on the classiness, dear.

kellster 2

Dear #155: Shaving does not hurt. You're doing it wrong.