Miscellaneous: Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some...

By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say, "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML

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Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML

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degrassigirl23 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:08

haha i do that stuff all the time. i once was eating a cookie and listening to my ipod and i put the ipod in my mouth. ha.

nickspohn 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:06

dumbass!

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GrinningColossus 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:05

were u texting with a pizza then?

nikshy2329 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:18

i've did something like this before. i was talking on my cell, while reading, and i was saying what i was reading. haha. it's okay. i've done what you did to, but i realized it as soon as i put my phone in the microwave, cuz i didn'ttt text and, i always have to know where my phone is. and i realized that i put it in the microwave.

turbogirl 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 7:43

So does that mean you texted with your piece of pizza?

Jakojan 4

Friday 19 February 2010 3:24

YDI for warming up cold pizza. cold pizza is teh bombz

billieb_fml 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 5:31

lmao! this is just funny! stupid... but funny! sorry ydi.. I wonder if it worked after.... did you get a text back after..?? hahaha

ksv101 3

Monday 28 June 2010 3:12

nice...

Yoshi_Fue 9

Sunday 13 February 2011 22:13

Anybody can multi-task, but sometimes, it just becomes too much for the tired mind... D: I've done this at least twice... I don't get enough sleep, so I don't pay much attention to anything...