By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
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baxeh 29

Ever seen someone so attractive you just had to try to clone them?

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schober60 13

Commit any federal crimes lately?haha maybe it was PI getting a DNA sample

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jeanyrios 10

I would have ran out after the creeper

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kutkutkut 8

Don't be suprised if you see a clone of you in the street real soon, like 10 of them :O

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samboodeee 4

Ok i might be downvoted for this but i usually laugh always about everything because for me not one thing is worth killing yourself like some people did i first thought of polyjuice potion (ok i wrote that wrong i know) and laughed and i would let stuff like that go because 10/10 of the people here on earth die so why takin life that serious? Why so worried? Just have fun no one will ever remember that any way haha

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ihelent 10

He's going to leave it at a crime scene

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TacoloverSWE 23

He's gonna use it to scan your DNA and do scientific experiments on it.

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