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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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By LittleGina - 04/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Benson

Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML

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Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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By frustrated - 11/07/2013 04:52 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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DeuceDeuce 16

Monday 10 November 2014 9:31

Polyjuice potion?

baxeh 29

Monday 10 November 2014 9:33

Ever seen someone so attractive you just had to try to clone them?

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yerrkiddingme 2

Monday 10 November 2014 17:30

Ew ew ew! You know he's masturbating happily.

pollymo14 13

Monday 10 November 2014 17:57

That is ... strange.

im_a_black_guy 10

Monday 10 November 2014 18:03

Was it creepy thin man

devi_916 39

Monday 10 November 2014 18:15

That's happened to me before. It's weird. Also, when I was younger and had golden blonde hair, my friend used to pluck it out and sell it to her younger brother. She had convinced him my hair was real gold.

netflixislove 32

Monday 10 November 2014 19:15

Hopefully he's not framing you in a crime

worldclassrager 39

Monday 10 November 2014 19:15

How old was he? Teenager-creep Adult-creep Old person-creep

username199910 9

Monday 10 November 2014 19:19

DNA testing?

Raxier2112 6

Monday 10 November 2014 19:39

Don't go to sleep you will never wake up (supernatural reference)

phoenixpixie 13

Monday 10 November 2014 19:39

Polyjuice Potion?!

Stephencharis 14

Monday 10 November 2014 19:55

I think you need some spiritual fortifications, voodoo charm in the works...

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