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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

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By LittleGina - 04/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Benson

Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML

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By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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By littlekellilee - 08/03/2012 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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You deserved it 2 550

By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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You deserved it 3 546

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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You deserved it 6 720

By frustrated - 11/07/2013 04:52 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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You deserved it 3 168

By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 112

You deserved it 6 077

By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 620

You deserved it 3 982

By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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Top comments

DeuceDeuce 16

Monday 10 November 2014 9:31

Polyjuice potion?

baxeh 29

Monday 10 November 2014 9:33

Ever seen someone so attractive you just had to try to clone them?

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gerbilsinlove 5

Monday 10 November 2014 13:32

If you see another you walking down the street, be careful; he could of grown another you

SnowKitten 14

Monday 10 November 2014 13:35

Collecting evidence for somehing?

kramona 17

Monday 10 November 2014 14:00

DNA testing is my theory on this situation. :)

Mindset 11

Monday 10 November 2014 14:13

Well you'll be getting a clone

vader557 16

Monday 10 November 2014 14:16

He's probably going to clone you.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 10 November 2014 14:26

Did someone say, Polyjuice Potion? Oh wait, I guess a few people did.

konstantinos616 17

Monday 10 November 2014 14:59

Harry Potter references abound

ostfaiz 18

Monday 10 November 2014 16:12

what a hairy situation, why didn't u chase him to avaoid this FML ;)

cjwayy 22

Monday 10 November 2014 16:24

"I'm not saying she's a stalker or anything, but she saved this kleenex you used, and she said she's gonna do some weird African voodoo on it to make you like her."

ostfaiz 18

Monday 10 November 2014 18:30

*HE!

LezBeHappy 0

Monday 10 November 2014 19:40

She meant she. It's a Mean Girls reference. Love that movie!! =D

mkayden 23

Monday 10 November 2014 16:53

Uh oh he's gonna clone you

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