By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 537
You deserved it 3 025
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

ilytyvm 25

I have to admit, that was kind of a good one... Sorry for the incident, though. That does suck.

376 10
tournamentdecide 33

That guy sounds like someone who would comment on here.

318 5

Comments

MattStro 23

Sorry op! Sounds like a bad time, but kudos to the cyclist for the witty pun! Almost as if he planned it...

25 2
mackdeezy 22

Sad part is he made the pun for us... now we have to be wittier.

11 2
Bethani420 5

It's the cycle of life! anyone? no? oh...okay...lol

1 12
Miss_Whipped 43

I appreciate your enthusiasm to be our punny SPOKESperson, but it's time to tread on home.

2 7
sdroze1389 31

that's over reaching a bit. puns loose some luster when you cake it on that thick.

0 6
Bigmuch 7

So was this a guy from Pokemon or was this real life Cuz the whole bicycle and pun and not giving a **** sounds like a mean cycler from Pokemon

2 13
tdawg91 17

One of the many reasons Queenslanders hate cyclists.....

6 0
ohSNAPyall 26

I wonder if he hit you so that he could make that play on words.

8 2
VitalDistance 14

I guess he had some rubbish handlebars because he needs to get a grip! No? Okay.... Still does suck OP hope your okay.

14 4
wvcheesehead 13

I have been feeling run down lately, but you win.

10 1