Animals: Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was...

By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By believekimber - 09/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By Aaron - 26/08/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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By lukey101 - 27/03/2023 16:00

Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML

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By AnHoneyMouse - 12/05/2017 02:00

Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML

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random__user 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:06

You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.

sexyx0sandyyy 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:03

awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!

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husk3rfan928 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:05

They may have been kicking just trying to get the "mosquito" off your leg, if you have a fly on your leg and you kick it, it will leave, as for getting the dog to forgive you buy it a new toy or a bone or something

Melsy187 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:52

OBVIOUSLY YOU ******* IDIOTS IT FELT LIKE A MOSQUITO BECAUSE OF IT'S WHISKERS. HUH? EVER THOUGHT OF THAT YOU WIMPERING FOOLS?

dalethelol 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:28

omg its this simple she/he kicked at her leg because she had dishes in her hand because he/she was doing the dishes she couldnt see her legs and a natural reaction is to kick because there hands are small . pupies have very short hair and of there hair brushes you just a little it feels like a bug it doesnt have to be a mossy. and #7 who the **** do you think you are the pupies afraid when you pissed yourslef as a baby no one put your face in your piss

EpicBoobs 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:50

I feel like such a bad person for laughing at this xD

akaPSJ 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 6:58

BE MORE CAREFUL. Lots of patience can easily fix this huge mistake, though.

0geckofun_ 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:43

HAHA lol, i kno its sad, but i couldnt help laughing at the part when he runs 2 the corner and pees. i think u should leave him alone 4 a while and maybe he' ll get ovr it, but yeah this is definately FYL it wasnt really your fault you thought he was a bug. Sorry :)

halfechilon 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:51

wow. just hold the puppy as much as possible. interact with it on its level, i.e. use your face to play with the dog. bring yourself LITerally down to the ground. been training dogs for years; trust me. it'll be good after awhile. just gotta earn that trust back.

sandyxox94 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 5:23

@7 are you kidding me? thats unhealthy for the dog and just makes it more stressed and will make it more scared of you! i hate you .. hopefully u dont have pets cause if u do we can see how badly they r treated... poor puppy =( it does take a while to get used to having a dog around .. but u will have to be extremly calm and gentle and caring so it trusts you agin... plus deli meat will also help.. no dairy though dogs they cant digest it properly.. my dogs like blueberrys also so u can try that.. also alot of interaction will help.. it justs needs to learn to trust you again and youll be all good =)

memegui 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 8:56

That sucks.

misterasdfjkl 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 14:31

How to kill a mosquito: 1. Slap 2. Spray 3. Stomp 4. Squish it somehow Why did you even kick a mosquito? It's just going to fly around and keep stinging you... if it were a mosquito.