Animals: Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was...

By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2014 15:49 - United States - Bedford

Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By believekimber - 09/07/2022 16:00

Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By Aaron - 26/08/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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By lukey101 - 27/03/2023 16:00

Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML

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By AnHoneyMouse - 12/05/2017 02:00

Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML

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Friday 24 April 2009 20:06

You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.

sexyx0sandyyy 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:03

awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!

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camlz 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:50

DOUCHEBAG!!!!!'

RebekahBrooke 9

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:38

puppies can come up and sniff you, and their whiskers barely brush you, and it feels like a bug.

BenyT_fml 5

Wednesday 3 August 2011 7:24

How can a puppy rubbing against you feel like a mosquito?

swinglifeaway123 8

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:29

Die puppy!!!!

Coolrthnu 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 3:21

Awwwww!!!!!!!!!

backyarddcg123 2

Thursday 19 July 2012 19:42

Ok all you people freaking out because of the "poor defenseless puppy" and the "awful abusive owner" it was an accident I've stepped on my dogs tail before on accident that doesn't make me an animal abuser dogs arent always aware of their surroundings and they can get in the way at the wrong time and an accident is unavoidable I'm sure the puppy will be just fine so calm down.

TVKill3r 15

Thursday 11 April 2013 5:01

There's a difference between stepping on a tail and kicking it in the face. Why would you even kick if a bug was on you? Would you not look to see so you could swat at it? I see no excuse here.

fuckisright 5

Friday 12 October 2012 11:07

How the hell do u confuse a mosquito and a puppy??

kool_girl_123 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 14:55

Omg that's so sad!! Poor puppy!! :(

foxtrousers 14

Saturday 30 March 2013 5:25

That sucks OP. Just make sure your puppy knows you're not going to do it again. Comfort it

mkcherry 14

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:03

I love how most people on the internet encourage you to beat your kids for every little thing but freak the hell out when you suggest hitting a dog or animal for any reason. I don't think its the most effective method of training but dogs bite, hit, and jump on each other to show dominance all the time so it probably wont screw the dog up for life. Clicker training works better though.

MidnightMusic53 37

Saturday 5 October 2013 8:16

This isn't about training an animal, so your comment is irrelevant. OP stupidly mistook their puppy for a mosquito and kicked it so hard in the face that it's traumatized. This was not related to training at all.