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By NotInMiddleSchool - 20/11/2009 17:24 - United States

Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th graders for breaking the rule of "no cell phones in school." Luckily, I escaped being sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler. FML

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By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML

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By noexceptions - 11/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By poor teacher - 23/09/2013 17:54 - United States - Syracuse

Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2020 14:00

Today, I went to my job as an aide for first-grade students. I went home with a swollen face after my student punched me because I was, "making the timer go too fast" and he wanted more iPad time. FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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Friday 20 November 2009 23:23

I'm glad you're getting your lessons in double standards and hypocrisy! I'll bet you smugly chew gum in class (and didn't bring enough for everyone!)

MNSam86 0

Friday 20 November 2009 23:45

I know how you feel. I worked as a TA at my former HS for 4 months last fall and got escorted to the front desk for suspiciously walking around. I'm 23, had a scheduled appointment and they didn't believe that i wasn't a student.

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EbonyGoddess 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 13:43

tehe! Im only 14 and some people think im 16!!! Im sorry. That sucks real bad! Atleast you didnt get your phone taken away.

quiddity 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 23:10

I had a 20-year-old student teacher in sixth grade, and someone at school seriously asked her if she was a sixth grader. It's not really an FML, but that is embarrassing.

JohnnyOnTheSpot 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 5:49

x i know exactly how you feel. people always guess that i'm sixteen because i'm skinny and short. and i'm twenty. x

cxal_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:22

I'm 28 and get mistaken for a 14 year ALL of the time. When I was doing my field observations for teaching (around age 23/24), the secretary would scream at me every time I signed the visitors log instead of the tardy student sheet - she never did catch on even though I was there every week. While it means I pay child prices for most things, strangers often talk down to me because they think I'm a teenage

quarty165 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 6:37

you were student teaching and texting? wow, the future education of the country is in great hands! you made a great example to the kids btw. YDI

ti3n_t 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 17:15

ydi for having a cute little baby jesus face!

myhairynutsack 0

Monday 23 November 2009 2:07

I'm glad there are teachers out there keeping kids in line. #60 there was nothing said about texting, the phone may have just been on the OP's belt or something.

cherry_blossom 0

Monday 23 November 2009 10:11

Meh. I'm a senior in high school and I went to pick up my brother from his elementary school. One of the teachers thought I was a student. Same thing happened to my mom one time when she went to pick up my sister. Except she got yelled at for not being in class. I honestly don't think either of us look that young...just sayin...

princess860 0

Monday 21 December 2009 3:43

maybe if you were not teaching the children that it is ok to be on their cell phone you wouldnt have a problem...

actress5698 1

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:29

take it as a compliment

DjeePee 24

Sunday 30 May 2010 11:54

YDI. No cell phones in school = no cell phones in school. How do you except that the students will obey that rule if even the teachers (ot teacher-to-be) don't?