School, Students, Education and Miscellaneous: Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced...

By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 17:35 - United States

Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

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By Sorry? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 18:04 - Canada

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 17:07 - Canada - Cranbrook

Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Retake - 13/08/2021 20:01

Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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By aviators - 07/04/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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alextheguineapig 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:57

you shouted f*** in a class? even more reason you're stupid

Kiyoha 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:58

How can you get a negative grade???

Comments

Sammansix 3

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:08

So you were at school at 1:24 AM buddy? I don't think so.

Doortje 29

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:11

So you are stupid buddy? I think so.

lolawazhere 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:49

Any of you ever heard of time zones? The world doesn't revolve around you.

lolawazhere 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:51

Any of you ever heard of time zones? The world doesn't revolve around you.

lolawazhere 9

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:19

Any of you ever heard of different time zones? The world doesn't revolve around you guys...

Tadeusz_fml 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:12

Or maybe the post was posted, and then modded into FML, sometime after the incident? Even assuming it was instantly voted in I doubt he went, 'Aww, darn!' and instantly got out his laptop.

motero 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:08

I bet the whole class started laughing instantaneously

HesJustTheBest 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:11

Well OP you're a dumbass. I see an honors Arts Degree in your future.

Madrias 36

Sunday 30 January 2011 21:50

I see picking up garbage in his future.

TheTrollrCoaster 2

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:14

you're a ******' idiot.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 30 January 2011 16:14

Every group of friends has one guy that the others hate. Think of your group of friends. If there isn't one guy you make fun of behind his back, you're that guy. OP, you're that guy.