School, Students, Education and Miscellaneous: Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced...

By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 17:35 - United States

Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

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Not fair

By Sorry? - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 18:04 - Canada

Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML

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Maths is hard

By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 17:07 - Canada - Cranbrook

Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Retake - 13/08/2021 20:01

Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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By aviators - 07/04/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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alextheguineapig 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:57

you shouted f*** in a class? even more reason you're stupid

Kiyoha 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:58

How can you get a negative grade???

Comments

RebelYell14 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 1:27

proof positive that jackasses with poor vocabulary skills aren't so great in math, either. YDI

1happydog 0

Monday 28 March 2011 12:42

Thats bullshit. There is no school on Sunday and a NY teacher would slap the shit out of you for talking like that. TOTAL BULLSHIT. GET A LIFE.

PlasmaVirus 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 3:20

Oh, you're so awesome.

Anglwrfish 17

Monday 18 July 2011 15:47

Congratulations, I bet you're proud of yourself. Haha.

Java6Nerd 10

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:10

Hu? Every test I've ever seen in my life gives you zero per wrong answer. How do you get negative unless you just drew a penis on every page?

chattysoul890 18

Thursday 28 July 2011 18:09

you just to test your luck right? dumbass

Splayd 10

Wednesday 7 September 2011 19:57

Why is everyone so indignant? He was obviously joking. Is it because he used a swear word? Since when did everyone become so prudish? I bet every one of you use profanity in your day-to-day life. Arrogant hypocrites.