Intimacy: Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom,...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 01:37 - United States - Duarte

Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me and said, "Knock knock!" He refused to continue until I replied, "Come in." FML

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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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By Oops - 25/02/2017 00:00 - Australia - Belmore

Today, my very quiet and sexually innocent boyfriend said, "I want to be inside you." I was so startled that all I could reply was, "Oh, thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 23:31 - United States - Iowa City

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

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By thisisstupid_17 - 16/11/2016 14:47

Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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By DreeStahr - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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Excuuuuuuse me?

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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youngsofly 13

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:35

So much win, give the guy a medal!

Calingaladha 21

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:49

I guess "Who's there?" wouldn't have been appropriate.

Comments

matt98_fml 13

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:50

That's a mood killer.

LittleGreenPaola 23

Sunday 30 September 2012 12:45

yep, but it's funny! Sometimes funny moments during sex are really awesome!

perdix 29

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:57

You should have said, "Come on in, Take your shoes off, Set a spell." and then burst into "The Ballad of Jed Clampett."

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 30 September 2012 9:59

You could have also said "Who's there?" - Maybe he was telling a knock-knock joke.

tmmundy 17

Sunday 30 September 2012 14:46

Well you hit that one right on the nose, Sherlock!!

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 30 September 2012 18:13

That was a joke, Sherlock!

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 30 September 2012 10:06

Your boyfriend sounds like a fun guy. Hell, I thought it was clever.

myztwenty8 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 18:40

wats up

htownpostman 16

Sunday 30 September 2012 10:16

Sounds like he was just playin around and setting a good mood

st333ph 12

Sunday 30 September 2012 10:21

Trolling at its finest!

nerio2006 1

Sunday 30 September 2012 10:25

serves you right for dating a guy that is too immature to bring up knock knock jokes while having sex

CaptainBlack 18

Sunday 30 September 2012 11:01

So basically what you're saying is that there's a certain point where a man INCREASES in maturity to the point where he can tell knock knock jokes during sex, and that OP's boyfriend hasn't reached that point yet?

painai 6

Sunday 30 September 2012 17:22

How's that immature... Now a days all guys are immature to girls. I bet that if i would have farted during sex i'd be called immature.

ozone9914 2

Sunday 30 September 2012 10:26

if this was only once it would be no big deal

skyenoelle 15

Sunday 30 September 2012 10:30

Usually when someone says, "knock knock," a person responds with, "who's there?" But it sounds like he has a good sense of humor. If that's a turn off for you then maybe he isn't the right match for you.