By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

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Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
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englishmuffin 0

Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?

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mycoffeesucks 0

if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML

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casanova305 0

I would have wrapped my **** in toilet paper then let you eat it...see how you like it

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CuMorrigu 14

yeah, we semi-jokingly do pre-coitus lint checks on my wife.

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SaraaLeaa 0

well, that's a little graphic.. and take a shower next time?

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sagitariuscyndi 0

I used to work at an OB/GYN office trust me it happens alot.

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Leayna 0

And the problem is? Haha This just happened to me. It's no big deal at all. My boyfriend just told me and wiped it away. Nothing bad at all!

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babymonkey422 0

And that is seriously the reason why if I can help it I don't use toilet paper but those Cottonelle wipes instead... lol makes me feel cleaner and more fresh and I don't get left with little white balls on my vag! LOL! ewwwwwwww :P

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