By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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joliesbebes 0

well in situations like these it's best to ask for feedback. you could try "what am I doing wrong" or "what would you like me to do?" if she doesn't say anything then at least you tried?

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alexFYL 11

FTR there is not really any such thing as "loose", the ****** is basically elastic. Even if you go from a giant 6" diameter ***** down to your bf's 1.5" diameter penis, the ****** would still retain its original shape. It's like a balloon. The only time it's loose is after child birth, and even then it goes back to... well, more or less the original shape. Kegels help. ... Furthermore, being loose would not change how bad the OP's lovemaking is.

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

For future reference, OP is a FEMALE.

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That0therguy 4

That doesn't seem very nice.

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xxcobra14xx 0

omfg that is histerical!

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lowshadows 21

Wow, no offense but does that mean she's going back to guys?..

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adelineo 0

Sometimes it gets too tiring to pretend that you are enjoying... Face some facts today I guess.

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pink_raindrops 26

Sometimes it gets too tiring to fake it? You should never fake you enjoyment or they will keep thinking you like it. Since she didn't mention that it was her first time having sex with this girl I'm guessing they have had sex more than this once. Why wouldn't the girl tell her before now? Her girlfriend told her in a really bad way. It's not like it was constructive critisim where she said she wasn't enjoying it and then tried to help with the issue. She made the girl think she was really enjoying herself then just stopped and said nah you really suck, how is that helpful? Yes they should talk, and they should have fun figuring eachothers likes out but they way her gf brought up the issue was clearly hurtful.

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Ginjar220 1

Yeah I think its a lot more fun to show a guy/girl that they suck in bed and hurt their ego. I refuse to fake it for anybody.

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WickedPixie 0

Two girls? Holy hotness, Batman. Anyway... Tell her that was an insensitive, **** thing to say. Then bite her there. Ya know, just a little.

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froufrou7 3

go down on her then put a huge knife in her hole (what ever hole you like the most). then dump her and walk away :)

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omgstoparguing 10

You are a psychopath and should be seeing a psychiatrist. Who says that???

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omgstoparguing 10

Why are all these sexist comments on here? No, we do not "punish" women with sexual acts. That's called rape. Hiding behind a computer screen does not make you exempt from social (and MORAL) laws of society.

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