By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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joliesbebes 0

well in situations like these it's best to ask for feedback. you could try "what am I doing wrong" or "what would you like me to do?" if she doesn't say anything then at least you tried?

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alexFYL 11

FTR there is not really any such thing as "loose", the ****** is basically elastic. Even if you go from a giant 6" diameter ***** down to your bf's 1.5" diameter penis, the ****** would still retain its original shape. It's like a balloon. The only time it's loose is after child birth, and even then it goes back to... well, more or less the original shape. Kegels help. ... Furthermore, being loose would not change how bad the OP's lovemaking is.

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fluffyrocka 0

Your life rocks! I'm lying, you suck at life

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haolejudoka 1

Check out Tim Ferriss's 4hour body. It's got a section called the 15 minute female ******. no "equipment" required

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Rasetsu 10

I'm sorry, but she rocks. and that DOES suck. the Internet has lots of advice! :(

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tink92 3

lol thats horrible.

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volleychic2014 0

just so you know, she won't ****** unless you stimulate her ********.

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corrinaswan 0

lmao wow u can't be that bad for her to straight up tell u so it's either u really suck or she's hard to impress

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