By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

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Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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Same thing different taste

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joliesbebes 0

well in situations like these it's best to ask for feedback. you could try "what am I doing wrong" or "what would you like me to do?" if she doesn't say anything then at least you tried?

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alexFYL 11

FTR there is not really any such thing as "loose", the ****** is basically elastic. Even if you go from a giant 6" diameter ***** down to your bf's 1.5" diameter penis, the ****** would still retain its original shape. It's like a balloon. The only time it's loose is after child birth, and even then it goes back to... well, more or less the original shape. Kegels help. ... Furthermore, being loose would not change how bad the OP's lovemaking is.

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drayloon 50

Ask her to demonstrate then (im assuming you're a girl cuz of your name)

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denica 6

Guess you were making some more love than her

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daemonsparta 16

"what a coincidence, you lied about pleasure, i lied about loving you" the bitch would deserve it

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wrenavery90 12

Wow. I'm all for communication but if she doesn't like how you do it maybe she could teach you or lead you instead of just being mean.

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