By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

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Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
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etishuman22 32

I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either. In fact, I haven't.

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Welshite 39

You need to polish up on your "dirty talk".

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FrankCastle 3

Hey man a good relationship has laughing in the bedroom.

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imabassist 23

One of the few FMLs that actually made me laugh out loud

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nitrog100 21

As a bro, I have to tell you that that was indeed hilarious. That is not the way to inform someone that you're about to give them the business.

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TehGinga94 21

My boyfriend once tried being sexy by growling "who's the doggy now?" in my ear. That was 2 years ago, and I still give him shit for it.

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jenevil27 9

hahahahah, i would've died laughing as well. I laughed when my boyfriend asked me if i've been a bad girl

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MinkleStein 8

Hehe!! just seems silly right lol ;-P

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MinkleStein 8

Haha the pressure is on .....Fold!! Good one tho..;)

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melonsmasher11 7

I've heard of: " I'll give you a good dicking", but "dick you down good"? Oh my...

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Mdhughey 7

That's kind of messed up though lol. Maybe I should stop saying that to my girlfriend

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