By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

Spicy
Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 056
You deserved it 59 089
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

etishuman22 32

I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either. In fact, I haven't.

712 5
Welshite 39

You need to polish up on your "dirty talk".

442 6

Comments

andrealovvve 17

If you're goin to talk dirty, don't ever say that lmao

2 0
dblogic 19

Kinda sounds like you were having a stroke...but keep trying! You'll eventually find the words that drive her wild ;-)

3 1
nmrg 10

I can't imagine a man saying anything not ridiculous during sex. It seems so forced and so hilarious. The worst I've ever heard is "mm I want to pound your clam" EW. GET OUT OF MY LIFE.

4 1
sdroze1389 31

isn't that something a 15 year old would say?

3 0
notsofriendly 17

Aw OP it's sweet that you tried. Being nervous can make you garble up your words. You just need more practice! :)

0 2
ozpunker 20

Put on the panties your mother laid out for you.

1 4