By Indigo_Kitten - 08/08/2010 01:05 - United States

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Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
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Shookitup 0

well...does food just make you horny?? because he should whisper "treadmill" in your ear -_-

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moofin123456 0

Hahah next thing you'll know he'll whisper "would you like fries with that?" ;]

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GavinRoskamp 0

5, you are my idol now! :D Honey.... Boooobies. *moans*

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heyred 11

I would moan over cheeseburger, too. But if you moan over something such as 'toilet brush,' you're sick!

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hghiPigh 0

ydi for not being able to afford a place of your own.

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White_Fury 0

Your husband is lucky that it takes no work to turn you on. Did you always get horny when you were younger and friends whispered to you their secrets? lolcopter!

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quent10 0

WIN win win win win WIN

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luckymay 0

welcome to my faveriots :)

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bigi_sherman 0

78- no, it's just you.

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Master__Chief 0

well you know, i get turned on when i see cheeseburgers, just the thought of it brings weird sensations to me, so i dont blame you ;)

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TheOriginalKyrs 0

sweet and sour sauce all over my body. and the pickles. and the PICKLES!!!!!

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PhoenixFiend 0

lmao. Gross. Ronald McDonald visited my store and he's creepy enough. Let alone if he's whispering. (Yes, I work at the horrid place known as mcdonalds)

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1121osu2110 0

y r u living with someone and married? that's strange...

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TYPiCALNiCOLE69 0

hahaha FML , not about the fact people are laughing at you , the fact that I could say ; silly unicorns in your ear & you'd get turned on , lmaooo.

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Vehicle 1

#12 I actually know someone in that position. I don't know why everyone is freaking out.

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astarwarsfan 0

can I haz a cheezeburger?

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

mmmmmmmmm cheeseburger

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meintx2001 1

#5 pretty & smart. that's hot. :)

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bamditzki 0

ydi for turning on cause of food, no offense to fat ppl

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xBangOut 4

You totally fell for that, awesome :D

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tweetbaby14 18

when does telling someone they should have someone else whisper "treadmill" in their ear make a person smart?

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ZleveL 0

123 it's "I can haz cheezburgur?" not "can I haz cheezburgur" GOSH

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

112: Why is that weird? It's not like they share a bedroom. Having housemates can be a financially wise decision; they can help pay the mortgage, or the rent so you can save for a mortgage. It works as long as everyone understands and respects boundaries. Separate bathrooms help too. ;)

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yashack 0

(whispers in ear) wrinkly penis.........

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Brookie_91 0

I don't think it's cheeseburgers that necessarilly turn her on. Some people just like it when their sig. other whispers in their ear. No biggie

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ernodea 0

him: blue waffle. you: oooooooooohhhhhhh yaaaaaa

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kitty0910 0

ok #100 quoting Dane Cook is funny, but it's sweet and sour sauce on my p*ssy (not body) Remember your coups to get into the BK Lounge

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llZombiell 5

lol thats exactly what I was thinking. damn you dane cook

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sorcerersinger 0

everyday? I thought it happened today...

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mtl_gtrst1723 0

that's what I was about to say. OP it's ok if u get turned on by cheeseburgers. what's not ok is that ur married and u got a roommate

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socalduude879 1

that's a bit awkward no? being turned on by the mention of food...hate to see what happens when you come face to face with a cheeseburger x]

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PhoenixFiend 0

It was the fact that he whispered in her ear that turned her on. He could have said anything, which is what OP was saying. She's got the ear curse.

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Lisa89 3

The point is she gets turned on by him wispering ANYTHING. It doesn't have to be food related duuh. He would have said 'holocaust' and she would have still moaned

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TheBitchOfChuckN 7

Oh God, wouldn't wanna see the outcome of that one.

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eggjuggler 0

Relax... it's a bad economy, plenty of people have roommates. You save money where you can. Maybe they're young newlyweds? Maybe their roomie is a close friend that needed a place to live? Or maybe they're just laid back enough to do what makes sense to get by.

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Altoreto 0

I wonder wat wud happen if u listened to the whisper song

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Einthe 0

Especially if she had headphones on.

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Granddragon 0

^^^^CREEPER ALERT! Somebody call Chris Hansen.

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OwNowBrownCow 0

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. We are doing a special on computer predators. Why don't you take a seat on that stool over there?

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Shookitup 0

.....I don't talk to guys I don't know 0.0

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supergirl69_fml 0

is it just me or does Chris Hansen look a bit like a predator as well... just saying

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supergirl69_fml 0

thanks 85 :)

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Jizwold 0

super girl I'm gona grape u in the mouth

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