By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

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Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML
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etishuman22 32

I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either. In fact, I haven't.

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Welshite 39

You need to polish up on your "dirty talk".

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BFons 19

Hahaha did you get a chance to dick her down good?

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hobojo69 23

That's a new one... Lol you just need some practice, listen to how people talk in **** or read some erotica or idk look it up... Keep at it :)

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chosha_fml 26

Dick her down? Sounds like you ****** up.

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honeymoonroyale 20

Hahaha awesome. I'd laugh too, but wouldn't stop.

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outoftown 26

Screw conventional. How about more outrageously bad dirty-talk lines? With wiggled eyebrows, say. Inspector Clouseau had no trouble getting women.

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8born8 18

Old Faithful is going to have nothing on you.

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maggiefox 25

I'm laughing very hard, too. This ones on you :P sorry OP.

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