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By julia - 01/12/2012 01:02 - United States - Downers Grove

Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I had to help a teenage boy learn how to float. This involves supporting the person's back as they try to float. His boner stood straight up. FML

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By Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50

Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 04:55 - United States

Today, my dad taught me how to swim. I had to keep doing a lot of strange movements to keep my body floating. While doing that, two 8-year-old girls came and asked me if i needed help getting out of the water. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML

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By notagoodtime - 06/02/2016 20:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

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By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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By poolboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML

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By unluckycounsellor - 30/06/2009 23:26 - Bermuda

Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML

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By notacreep - 06/07/2015 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML

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Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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that1kid82 2

Saturday 1 December 2012 5:52

Wood floats

MrClean17 15

Saturday 1 December 2012 5:56

He was probably even more embarrassed than you were

Comments

KalCountry76 12

Saturday 1 December 2012 6:01

Just hope it went away quickly!

Andrew910 5

Saturday 1 December 2012 6:01

He was trying to be a shark

ariannaimelda 7

Saturday 1 December 2012 6:04

Look on the bright side, you're an attractive lady :)

FrozenIceHawk 7

Saturday 1 December 2012 11:55

Best.... Picture.... EVAR!!!!

olpally 32

Saturday 1 December 2012 6:05

Lol. Whoever says op deserves this is an idiot. At least you have a job op. don't get your eyes poked out, sounds dangerous.

onlychildFTW 33

Saturday 1 December 2012 11:52

As long as it stays in the swimsuit OP shouldn't be to scared.

fuzion50 6

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:23

She'd have to get really close to poke her eye out on something that small.

samasara 20

Saturday 1 December 2012 6:05

OMG poor guy):

kwyk 23

Saturday 1 December 2012 6:07

He was just excited to have such a nice teacher

firefly319 7

Saturday 1 December 2012 6:10

There are never waterproof textbooks around when you need them...

hama806 19

Saturday 1 December 2012 6:10

Teenager: "down boy" OP: "don't worry, it floats too "

scoobtig 11

Saturday 1 December 2012 6:12

How is this an FML? He learned how to float and your really pretty.

Rachel_D_001 4

Saturday 1 December 2012 8:50

Yeah.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Saturday 1 December 2012 6:16

He was sailing his flag at full mast.

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