By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
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calichic101 0

i dont rlly think tht is a fml it just means u have no life

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mcleantrain 0

u will have friends some day don't worry!

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allmidnighteyes 10

Netflix On-Demand is the greatest thing to have ever existed.

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loski87 4

I don't think people care as much as you think they do.

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sarabear18 0

this really isn't a fml. some people like to stay home and chill on a Saturday sometimes. i do at least lol if you don't, get up and do something about it instead of complaining :)

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sheribb 5

awww u sound sweet lol, going out can b sooo over rated

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ocramavaf 15

even of you were out while updating your Facebook status you'd have no lofe

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adorkable_spazz 0

lofe? haha typo!

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ocramavaf 15

even of you were out while updating your Facebook status you'd have no lofe

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sarabear18 0

hmmm I dunno. it's kinda like updating your twitter or whatever. everyone does it now and days :)

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Yes, as in "now and other days". No, wait, I lied. #32 is dumb. As for #29, I had a "lofe", but I flushed it. I think that pun... *puts on sunglasses* ...was rather shitty. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

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Ricky23J 0

y don't u stop being a bitch n do something with your life. poor ol' chum lol

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anorexicbarbie 8

35 How is the op a bitch? Also, learn English.

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flawedgenius 6

Maybe they were saving their money and energy for Sat night/sunday morning (the real weekend social peak time) but the question is, why update at that time of night from any device, because that in itself is a sign of sadness/failure and should've been busy/elsewhere. Or in bed with a partner.

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BallinJ 0

ydi for being a lame who does stuff like this. loser.

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ftheworld96 0

is it so bad to stay home? lol but yeah get a life please

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