By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 925
You deserved it 33 661
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

calichic101 0

i dont rlly think tht is a fml it just means u have no life

61 15
mcleantrain 0

u will have friends some day don't worry!

20 1

Comments

thrasher9081 0

this isn't a fml it's something that you have complete control over what a noob.

0 0
thrasher9081 0

and in vegas bars are open 24/7 and I believe buffalo wild wings can be considered a bar and they have wifi

0 0
ADiNozzo 1

hope that bar you said you were at had wifi bc if it didn't people would know you were lying!

0 0
WeStayCrunk24x7 0

they'll still know you don't have a life because if you were truly at bar talking with people and drinking, updating your facebook status would be the last thing that you would feel the need to do...

2 0
xMaNNiNGx119 0

Did you really need to add 'purposely'

0 0
luckycolors857 0

stop complaining and go to a bar! if you sit complaining at home and expect to magically get a life, you'll be disappointed.

0 0
swift07 4

wow so what not everyone goes out on weekends it's not a huge deal :-/

0 0
TheNewGuy03 28

you know what...i'm tired of seeing these types of fmls. since you dudes/chicks are so preoccupied with projecting the image of "having a life," why not scrap the image and create your own magic? just sayin'. |the kid|

1 0