Geek: Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook...

By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML

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By NoLife - 15/05/2011 18:49 - United States

Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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Nice try

By No.Life. - 14/07/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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By moonlight77 - 11/01/2019 14:00

Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML

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Clout chasing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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Party hard!

By _Emilyy - 12/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

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By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

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By Needsanewjob - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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calichic101 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:17

i dont rlly think tht is a fml it just means u have no life

mcleantrain 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:17

u will have friends some day don't worry!

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iP00PonN00bz 0

Monday 2 August 2010 7:27

I only do anything on my itouch...besides xbox and obviously having a social life :(

MoJoThundRpants 0

Monday 2 August 2010 7:35

you deserve no sympathy, get the **** out there and score some pussy to make momma some grandkids! NAOW

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 2 August 2010 7:56

Just go do something! You'll never meet friends to go out with if all you do is sit around and complain about it.

Agamemnon_fml 0

Monday 2 August 2010 8:37

I don't find anything wrong with having a nice night at home all cozy watching movies. you shouldn't be so afraid that people will judge you.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 2 August 2010 8:39

#116 I agree! A nice night at home is perfectly okay. Not everyone parties all weekend, every weekend. I just find it silly that OP complains about it. If they have a problem with it, they should fix it.