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By Anonymous - 24/05/2017 14:00

Today, at 3:00 a.m. I couldn't sleep because of back pain. Don't you love it when you resort to lathering up in menthol pain-relieving creams on your neck and shoulders, only to roll to your side and get the residue on your pillow in your eyes? It's okay, I guess I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway. FML
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Talk to your doctor about your continuing pain. They make patches with the same medicine that is in the creams and ointments. I use them on my hands to keep from getting the residue in my eyes and ears. You should be able to find them in the same aisle as the creams.

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Talk to your doctor about your continuing pain. They make patches with the same medicine that is in the creams and ointments. I use them on my hands to keep from getting the residue in my eyes and ears. You should be able to find them in the same aisle as the creams.