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By ihaveahome - 12/04/2011 16:02 - Czech Republic

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 16:57

Today, I saw a man begging for change downtown. I offered to buy him a meal, just to help him out with food. He said, "Sure, does Friday work?" I told him that I didn't mean it like that. Three hours later, he found me on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By coffee - 22/08/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

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Monikabug 9

Tuesday 12 April 2011 22:16

Hey now, hobos need love too. He was just looking out for you, you should have thanked him and taken him up on his offer.

JayBear14 11

Tuesday 12 April 2011 22:18

there is such thing as a tram.

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awesomeloser14 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 12:29

I think the world is trying to tell you something...

newzealand 28

Wednesday 13 April 2011 13:14

that homeless dude deserve a beer, what a champ

kristylew03 1

Wednesday 13 April 2011 13:29

Hmmm are you sure he was actually homeless and not another guy getting off his night shift? Maybe he was right.

TraceCase_ 19

Wednesday 13 April 2011 15:17

I knew that bum was gonna spend my money on beer! You're welcome OP.

honoshikun 3

Wednesday 13 April 2011 16:50

Ignoring his comment, I would've been like "yeah! Free beer!"

Boomer21 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:17

Hey now he's offering you a beer. Take it. If it makes you feel better, just realize you have a house and he doesn't. F his life... still.

sexycountrygirl0 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:49

you know, never in my life have I seen a homeless person... that I know of lol.

LaL26 4

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:50

You should buy him a beer a find the homeless man very generous ! **** His Life !

sexycountrygirl0 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 17:57

watch your mouth young man! lol

asiamph 1

Wednesday 13 April 2011 18:21

k u mos Def need to change a few things bout your appearances!

bittersweet1 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 18:39

what are you complaining about. that was a nice gesture. atleast he didn't throw poop at you or try to hurt you.

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