Miscellaneous: Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late...

By ihaveahome - 12/04/2011 16:02 - Czech Republic

Today, at 6am I was waiting for the tram to go home from my late night job. A homeless man came up to me and offered to buy me a beer because "guys like us have to stick together." FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 16:57

Today, I saw a man begging for change downtown. I offered to buy him a meal, just to help him out with food. He said, "Sure, does Friday work?" I told him that I didn't mean it like that. Three hours later, he found me on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By coffee - 22/08/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

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Monikabug 9

Tuesday 12 April 2011 22:16

Hey now, hobos need love too. He was just looking out for you, you should have thanked him and taken him up on his offer.

JayBear14 11

Tuesday 12 April 2011 22:18

there is such thing as a tram.

Comments

lala6_fml 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 19:14

lmaoooooo!

Ukeee_X 19

Wednesday 13 April 2011 19:33

Even if he is homeless, I find that somewhat sweet....

grimowl 1

Wednesday 13 April 2011 20:52

You met a nice fella, fyl. Go dress up with your work money if you feel that bad about it.

courttpaiige 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 3:30

ahahah!! thats so random! n_n

kylepwn1 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 7:24

hahahaha either he's crazy or u have to clean ur fukcing act up. big time

blaguman_fml 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 13:01

Seriously, man. I don't really understand how you can post this as a "F my life" thingy. Don't you think the guy who kindly offered you a beer should be the one we should be sorry for? :/ And I guess you didn't offer him something, as other comments suggested..