Love: Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up...

By awkward23 - 12/01/2010 10:26 - United States

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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Starfire22 5

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:14

Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

Julianneisasmurf 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:04

don't judge a book by it's cover.

Comments

happyhak 5

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:53

#18, I dont think the OP has any balls :)

Soulathyia 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:58

Pendatic needs to lose some major weight before he dies of a heart attack!

Jen_J_the_J 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:58

ah bad luck karma ^.^ well maybe ull go out with him and find out ur really gay, r bi! fun fun :D and y were u in a bar with 3 other peoplw? how early were u there?! sad

suesblues 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:05

YDI for being a shallow douchebag.

marz88 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:45

Oh please get off your high and mighty horse. If someone you didn't know approached you about introducing you to their friend and it turns out their friend was hideous, I am willing to bet you would also make up a lie to get out of it. If you say otherwise I call bullshit XD.

hyoori 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:07

agree with #15 -__-"

Oupazas 1

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:12

Next time just say, "Sorry, I'm only interested in other species."

lil_miss_shorty 2

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:20

Interesting that "I'm gay" was the first thing you thought of... Freud would certainly have a few things to say about that!

sublime93 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:52

Haha!

JustCyanide 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:45

THIS!!! :D

catkat1988 17

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:46

lol, that's funny... What goes around comes around, I guess. You got what you asked for. ;-) That's what you get for stupid lies. At least find one that won't backfire, such as "I have a girlfriend", "I'm married," "I'm interested in someone else," or just the simple truth, that you weren't interested in a date right now. No need to lie about your sexuality.