Love: Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up...

By awkward23 - 12/01/2010 10:26 - United States

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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By 10 years, 0 dates - 28/11/2020 11:03

Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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Starfire22 5

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:14

Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

Julianneisasmurf 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:04

don't judge a book by it's cover.

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SP63_fml 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:38

"Sorry, I'm married" wouldn't've killed anyone, OP. Edit: Dammit, I got ninja'd.

fmlfmlfml15 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 23:39

Then how would he explain why he doesn't have a wedding ring?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 3:15

It's unlikely people would have the balls to push on and ask "so why d'you have no ring?!", and if they are that tactless, OP can just smile wide at their stupidity and then go back to his drink, they should get the picture.

Crysta_fml 3

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:35

mabey becuase he's not christian? ignorant moron.

alphatoomega 21

Sunday 27 January 2013 23:17

Wedding rings aren't solely a Christian tradition. My parents wear them and aren't. Maybe before you call someone an ignorant moron, you should make sure you know what you're talking about.

DeadPixel4 29

Tuesday 24 June 2014 5:51

#117, please never remind me of that horrific scp again.

aimbug 42

Thursday 8 October 2015 2:58

My parents wear wedding rings and they're not Christians.

Britt2009 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:50

sheeshhh tht sucks!

namhowell 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:52

YDI totally. I agree "no thanks" would have been fine. You have balls, use it!

24788 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 16:52

Haha good job

Reynard12 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:14

YDI for not acting like a grown up and saying you weren't interested.

YouGotTold 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:15

see what u get for lying...ydi

Str8Black 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:20

hahha thats wat u get fpr lyin...

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:28

LMFAOOOOO you made me lol in school.

ellawea 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:35

nice move, smart one...

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:47

So, was he hot? You should have let him bone you either to punish you for lying about being gay, or finding out that you were really speaking the truth.