By fastfingers409 - 22/04/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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pleasetryagain 0

What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

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jdawg2010 0

this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.

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marcusaurelius 0

what the **** is a keytarist? I agree with everyone-other than it being a slightly awkward moment-there's no FML here...

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Chibi_fml 9

If you consider THIS to be an FML, I wish I had your life. You asked, he answered. Just because it's not the answer you were looking for doesn't make it an FML.

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taylipn 0

big deal. yes, its embarassing but not FYL at all.

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DankJemo 0

Well, this really isn't a FML... I mean, assuming the people are complete strangers how were you to know they were married? It would be a bit embarrassing, but it's not like you were asking your best friend if you could date his wife. Now that would be a FML.

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suicidekings 0

#43 - they're not. there were rumors, but they're definitely not. just because someone plays a pussy instrument like a keytar doesn't make them unattractive... look at vicky t from cobra starship. that girl is a ******* fox.

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vt_mruhlin 0

YDI for listening to music that involves keytars.

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