By fastfingers409 - 22/04/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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pleasetryagain 0

What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

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jdawg2010 0

this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.

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anonymeux_fml 0

I wanna say the keytarist is Vicky-T from Cobra Starship, but I don't think she's married to their bassist. And seriously... Dude, no one cares.

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friedkabob1225 0

i think its funny that enough of the moderators actually voted this as an fml to get it posted.

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had_a_bad_day 0

That's when you say "So is she free this weekend then?"

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kurukururock 0

Awww, musicians in love. I wouldn't really call this an FML, though, because she's obviously not the last girl in the world, and the bassist was pretty nice about you asking.

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kurukururock 0

#48 A keytarist is someone who plays keytar. A keytar is a small piano that usually can be hooked up to an amplifier to play MIDI sounds, and it's held like a guitar. Here's a pic: http://www.thisisnotalabel.com/images/keytar.jpg

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xnj319 2

A KEYTARIST?!?!??!?! Are you shittin' me? YDI.

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calibeebe 0

was the band Love You Long Time? because the bassist is her husband and the lead singer is her brother. they are awesome.

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