By fastfingers409 - 22/04/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML
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pleasetryagain 0

What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

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jdawg2010 0

this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.

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taylor08 0

um just wondering... wtf is a keytarist? she was either a keyboardist or a guitarist.. not both

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HeavyMetal_fml 0

Seems like quite a few people don't know what a keyar is. A keytar is a keyboard that is held similarly to a guitar.

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Dhamy 0

Then you tell him he's one lucky man. -nod- (:

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meddude 0

what the **** is a keytarist?

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jbenjamin182 0

is it skillet? their keyboard player/guitarist and bass player/singer are married

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YouMustBe_Joking 0

Not really a big deal.

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andkeepdancing 0

how does no one know what a keytar is??! #43, i was totally thinking the same thing. but vicky-t isnt married to suarez.... idkkk im sure theres another girl keyarist out there

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dancercuity922 0

This is not FML. U didn't even know the girl.

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RaphX 0

That didn't seem very messed up, you're never going to see them again.

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