Love: Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the...

By fastfingers409 - 22/04/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 535

You deserved it 46 386

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

My Love Life in a Nutshell

By shadybarbie - 29/07/2017 13:00

Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 517

You deserved it 893

By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 661

You deserved it 165

Never trust Facebook

By sad - 01/10/2020 16:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I left a gift on my colleague's desk, with a note saying I liked him. He brought it over and handed it back, and told me he's married. His Facebook says he is single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 062

You deserved it 614

By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 079

You deserved it 9 013

Sounds healthy

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 10:00 - United States

Today, a girl that I've been falling for told me that she's married. But not to worry, that "won't get in the way of 'us'." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 755

You deserved it 157

I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 594

You deserved it 4 763

Happy for you, I guess…

By Anonymous - 15/01/2023 06:00

Today, I found out my friends were dating, which, OK, might seem normal. Unfortunately, I had this really big crush on this girl. I really admired her because she was a pianist and I was a violinist, and we often jammed together. I was gonna tell her, but before I could she told me she has a boyfriend now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 423

You deserved it 779

Work husbands and work wives

By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 408

You deserved it 128

By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 284

You deserved it 7 167

Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 675

You deserved it 6 378

pleasetryagain 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:16

What does it matter? Isn't it better that you asked first instead of making a fool of yourself trying to hit on her? We really really need a "who the hell cares" category.

jdawg2010 0

Monday 4 July 2011 16:51

this is a guy saying this, not a girl. men can't get pregnant. sorry :(.

Comments

Osakhomen 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:30

How were you suppose to know that she was married? And what's the big deal of him telling you the keytarist was married?

swoosh_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:32

shit like this happens all the time.... asking out married women, lesbians, transexuals.... sometimes its for the best! especially when they are transexuals two words... boob jobs

heyyheyy222 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:43

was it cobra starship....?

talice4eva 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:48

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa99/watchforfallingstars/Shaden/83.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2841398408_0d6086d985.jpg mmm

nevele11 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:49

Hahaha Wings of Plague I bet.

charlottex33 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:55

ummm please explain to me how this is an FML? so what. if anything that guy should be thanking you because obviously you just complimented his wife

kewlfox 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:55

OMG UR LIEF IS TOTE RUNINDEINDEDDD

danedo 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 22:59

Totally not a FML... unless the guy was angry, and if he was I don't understand why. Most people would take it as a compliment, unless they are insecure.

kellster 2

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:05

Really?? Your entire fml is "today, someone was unavailable"??? Please stop being so lame. Thank you. PS: Wedding rings are often an indication of that. Just saying.