By awkward - 06/11/2013 21:16 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML
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TheAbstract 15

He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.

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Misaki18 17

Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :) Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D

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sugoine 12

Wow-did you ask him if he took his meds? Either he's hilarious or ******* spooky-take ya pick. I go for hilarious, personally

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Truthteller31 1

You should have taken a bite out of the apple and walked away

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lillithraven95 11

Damn! I guess i would have thrown those apples in his face.

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Annjelina 11

You should go back to that store dressed as Snow White and pick apples again

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worldclassrager 39

Snow White never died...just fell asleep...

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Cass_x 22

you should've said something like "I know, that's why I'm buying them. Do you want an apple? *creepy smirk*"

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CandyLand28 0

@#94 I agree with you, that does sound hilarious. Maybe you should have screamed "No I don't want to spend the night with you!" Lol that would embarrass him, he won't do it again and it would be frickin hilarious.

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