By awkward - 06/11/2013 21:16 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML
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TheAbstract 15

He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.

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Misaki18 17

Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :) Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D

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packrat 26

Perhaps he thinks you are a princess in disguise, so you needed a warning against apples? Just keep away from apples and spinning wheels then.

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timss4 19

Idk how that's FML worthy at all... Have you heard of mylifeisaverage?

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buckdharma 37

Ask him if he's ever heard The Nutcracker Story.

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chuka81 27

Look around first, there has to be an old witch somewhere there. If there's none, then you're safe.

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graceinsheepwear 33

That's Grimm.

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WhiteCrimson 23

You should have taken a bite and said " Snow White got nothing on me" and walked away laughing!

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GwennaRose 22

That's when you say,"well I hope someone comes to kiss me back to life" whilst taking a large bite out of the apple and winking

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papayeya 18

Kotchi Kotchi Kotchi.... If his words scared u them u better walk with a shootgun since right outside the slidding door there are even more creepers.. man up -_-

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same_untame 4

Did the fellow literally go right in your ear? If so then that is creepy and a total FML moment.

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worldclassrager 39

Were they Granny Smith? If so them move toward the honey crisp then you'll be clear to keep the doctor away...how do you like them apples?

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