Love: Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2012 02:09 - United States - Roswell

Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 01:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML

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Smooth

By Rhine - 16/12/2012 23:51 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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Mixed signals

By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 19:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Dayton

Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML

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Thursday 27 December 2012 9:11

Well it was kind of rude for you just to expect a kiss simply because you were under a mistletoe.

waterkins 7

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:13

LET ME LOVE YOU..... You should've screamed that

Comments

homeboyangst 17

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:15

It was probably full of nargles anyways.

BlackRuse1 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:56

12- I love you. I just absolutely love you.

alphatoomega 21

Thursday 27 December 2012 23:21

I knew someone would bring that FML up here...

peppermintpink 11

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:18

Stay under that mistletoe until you get a kiss.... Do not give up OP... :/

The_Water_Ninja 9

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:20

well you could've had a different approach... probably not involving the use of the mistletoe

ICastillo 24

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:22

Haven't you seen the commercial kissing rate is up, but mistletoe sales are down. If you want to get kissed you need to go to Kay Jewelers.

p_syko 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 15:58

I can hear their theme music now! "Every bankruptcy has a "K"" ermmmm I meant "every kiss begins with "K""

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:29

You're lucky you didn't kiss her OP. She'll be screaming RAPE after a sudden encounter with you.

Sniper_Chick 14

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:29

Snatch the mistletoe down and chase her. She might find it cute... Unless this is the kind of post-christmas party where she's a relative.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Thursday 27 December 2012 14:41

If someone reacts that badly to simply being asked, they are not going to find it cute or adorable when the rejectee refuses to take a hint and doggedly chases them to demand a kiss. This is some of the worst advice I've seen on fml.

viagradoesntwork 7

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:54

At least u gave it your best effort big fella

_W00H00_ 6

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:24

Should have given her a reason to wince ;)

perdix 29

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:30

It was a POST-Christmas party -- the law about having to kiss every asshole under the mistletoe is not in effect for the next 50 weeks. You can't pinch people's asses for not wearing green on March 18, can you? I can, butt that's a whole 'nother story ;)