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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 01:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2012 02:09 - United States - Roswell

Today, at a post-Christmas party, I saw a cute girl standing underneath a mistletoe. I walked up to her and pointed out that we were both standing under a mistletoe. She looked at me, winced, and quickly walked away. FML

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Smooth

By Rhine - 16/12/2012 23:51 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

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Mixed signals

By fuck - 18/04/2015 14:38 - United States - Saint Thomas

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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Don't even try

By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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EverestMelting 23

Friday 26 December 2014 17:38

Take her place and see who comes up to you.

aylind 18

Friday 26 December 2014 17:39

She was being a needy little attention seeker, ignore her. I'm sure there's plenty of people out there that would be willing to kiss you OP. :)

Comments

MsMourningStar 22

Friday 26 December 2014 17:36

The "creep" vibe, that sucks. My brothers the same way. Hang in there!

garrett_8614 14

Friday 26 December 2014 21:33

I think she was probably waiting for someone specific to walk over to her. Someone she might have had a crush on and it just wasn't OP. Probably wasn't an insult.

irwingiggles 26

Friday 26 December 2014 17:37

aww that sucks OP..

thawny_fml 21

Friday 26 December 2014 17:37

You're better off without her.

HighasaCloud 46

Sunday 4 January 2015 19:43

I agree; something like that would make me sigh in relief that I found out so early just how terrible a woman like that would be for me

EverestMelting 23

Friday 26 December 2014 17:38

Take her place and see who comes up to you.

Enslaved 36

Friday 26 December 2014 18:58

And then say-- "Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it." In your best Batman voice. Don't worry, your Catwoman is out there somewhere!

grimpeeper 13

Friday 26 December 2014 17:38

Fire missiles at her.

Meettitan 14

Friday 26 December 2014 17:52

I would only hope those missiles are toe shaped.

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Friday 26 December 2014 19:31

#5 Not very Christmas like.

I_see_your_anger 10

Saturday 27 December 2014 3:40

What if she continues using evasive maneuvers?

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Friday 26 December 2014 17:38

Maybe she just had bad breath and it wasn't about you.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Friday 26 December 2014 17:43

Well actually, based on your phrasing, maybe she smelt YOUR bad breath from across the room.

aylind 18

Friday 26 December 2014 17:39

She was being a needy little attention seeker, ignore her. I'm sure there's plenty of people out there that would be willing to kiss you OP. :)

Emmiii_fml 18

Saturday 27 December 2014 4:08

I don't think you can judge people like that without seen knowing the context. Maybe she wanted to be seen by a guy/girl she really likes? You never know :)

aylind 18

Saturday 27 December 2014 5:40

Then she should've just tried to start up a conversation with her person of interest. Blatantly standing under the mistletoe at a party is an invitation for anyone to walk up.